last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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