yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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