I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
