So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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