is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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