I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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