Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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