question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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