How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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