hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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