he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
there is glitter all over my balls
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