I swear she didn't look like that last week.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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