Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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