toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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