4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
My hand turned me down
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Your cock deserves a montage
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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