these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Randomize
