You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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