if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
When did angry sex become our thing?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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