I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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