hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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