Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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