i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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