Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
