My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I am available for nakedness
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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