This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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