So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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