Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
you would pick up someone in the library
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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