I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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