Where did you get a picture of my penis
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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