Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
