so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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