in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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