Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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