sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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