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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
