Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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