my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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