Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
You are a genius and a whore.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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