What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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