We should be called the Road Head Warriors
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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