My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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