We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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