Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He shit in the fireplace
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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