oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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