i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Randomize
