If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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