question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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