Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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