why didn't you poke me back
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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