After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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